Thursday, October 30, 2008

I BOUGHT THIS ELECTION, FAIR AND SQUARE


I have told you everything you wanted to hear, and spent the money to make sure you heard it. If you haven't heard it, "I will be whatever you want me to be, and give you whatever you need. I will spend my unlimited resources to ensure that everyone has everything they need to live like Warren Buffet, or at least Jimmy Buffet." We're going to "stick it to the man," by giving their money to "the other 95%, including YOU!" I enjoyed all of those contributions of less than $200 from "doodad pro" and all of my other supporters, and you will get paid back ten times over. We're gonna have a party on Warren and Jimmy's dime! It will last for about 8.5 seconds, until we get back to spending money borrowed from China and Saudi Arabia. Oh, did I mention I appointed George Soros as head of the Federal Reserve?



Resistance is futile. We control the money, and I own the presidency. I bought it "fair and square," public financing be damned!



VOTE FOR ME...THE ELECTION IS OVER...I AM PRESIDENT OBAMA! -by Wednesday, I hype!




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