First, read this hilarious SEASON'S GREETINGS email I posted from Angel, a grade school friend who turned out to be a rock-ribbed conservative as well. He gets it...
...further, I had to post the whole SIX MEAT BUFFET 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS links all together. I can't say enough about how funny this stuff is. I read that they have noticed an upsurge in google and MSN searches for their site since the start of the "12 days" posts. It's probably all the dumb friends I emailed day 4 to, trying to find the rest. (-By the way, I'm just kidding, guys, if you are reading this-LOL!) Without further ado, here are all 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS LINKS, courtesy of SIX MEAT BUFFET!
Day Twelve: Magic Liberal 8 Ball
Day Eleven: Legos Mexican Border Edition
Day Ten: Monopoly Eminent Domain Special Edition
Day Nine: Don’t Spill the Beans
Day Eight: The Official Survivor: Katrina Board Game
Day Seven: Planned Parenthood Abortion Gift Certificates
Day Six: Inflatable Nanny State Companion Doll
Day Five: Simon! Abu Ghraib Signature Edition
Day Four: The Race Card Game
Day Three: Stratego For Democrats
Day Two: Bill Frist’s Operation!
Day One: The Ted Kennedy Bathtub Playset
GO BELLY UP TO THE BUFFET!